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: #Laughs A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk.

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: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

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: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

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: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

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: #Laughs A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

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: #Laughs A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.

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: #Laughs A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer.

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: #Laughs There were three brothers who bought a three story house.

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: #Laughs On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident.

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: #Laughs How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door"

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: #Laughs What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

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: #Laughs DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.Tipper Gore Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning win

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: #Laughs What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !

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: #Laughs Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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: #Laughs There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession.

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: #Laughs Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

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: #Laughs Not an idiot, but plays one in his life.

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: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

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: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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: #Laughs A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk.

: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

: #Laughs A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

: #Laughs A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.

: #Laughs A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer.

: #Laughs There were three brothers who bought a three story house.

: #Laughs On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident.

: #Laughs How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door"

: #Laughs What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

: #Laughs DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.Tipper Gore Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning win

: #Laughs What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !

: #Laughs Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

: #Laughs There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession.

: #Laughs Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

: #Laughs Not an idiot, but plays one in his life.

: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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