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: #Laughs Because I'm a Guy......I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV.

: #Laughs The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

: #Laughs When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

: #Laughs Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !

: #Laughs Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir.

: #Laughs |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leading Papers' Coverage of Custer's MassacreVariety: "Custer Closes Out of Town"Pravda: "Big Red Victory."Sports Illustrated: "Indians Win Series"Women'
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