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: #Laughs What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

: #Laughs A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test."What is The Son Of God's name?" he asks.She thinks for a minute, rubbing h

: #Laughs On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the

: #Laughs |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall.

: #Laughs "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied.

: #Laughs "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied.

: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant."No, no, no!" said the man.

: #Laughs Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a 0.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't break this! I need exact change.""Come on buddy." Jack pleaded, "Can't you give me a break,

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

: #Laughs Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!
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