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: #Laughs A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.

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: #Laughs The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp.

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: #Laughs I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages.

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: #Laughs God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer.

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: #Laughs "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old.

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: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

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: #Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

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: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !

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: #Laughs Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

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: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

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: #Laughs How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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: #Laughs You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen.

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: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

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: #Laughs Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

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: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

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: #Laughs The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teach

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: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

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: #Laughs Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

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: #Laughs A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.

: #Laughs The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp.

: #Laughs I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages.

: #Laughs God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer.

: #Laughs "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old.

: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

: #Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !

: #Laughs Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

: #Laughs How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

: #Laughs You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen.

: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

: #Laughs Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

: #Laughs The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teach

: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

: #Laughs Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

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