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: #Laughs A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.Please take a moment to look over the program outline:FIRST YEARAutumn ScheduleMEN 101...Combating Stupidity

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: #Laughs |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing.

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: #Laughs Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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: #Laughs A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

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: #Laughs |Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q

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: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

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: #Laughs What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

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: #Laughs Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

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: #Laughs A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a docume

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: #Laughs What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

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: #Laughs He says he has a mind of his own.

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: #Laughs Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.

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: #Laughs The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

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: #Laughs An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

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: #Laughs The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

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: #Laughs Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her.""But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies, "So she would love you."

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

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: #Laughs A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.Please take a moment to look over the program outline:FIRST YEARAutumn ScheduleMEN 101...Combating Stupidity

: #Laughs |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing.

: #Laughs Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes.

: #Laughs What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

: #Laughs A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

: #Laughs |Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q

: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

: #Laughs What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

: #Laughs Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

: #Laughs A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a docume

: #Laughs What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

: #Laughs He says he has a mind of his own.

: #Laughs Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.

: #Laughs The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

: #Laughs An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

: #Laughs The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

: #Laughs Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her.""But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies, "So she would love you."

: #Laughs What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

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