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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.

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: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

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: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

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: #Laughs A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace.

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: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

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: #Laughs George Carlin's Reflections on Life:1.

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: #Laughs A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explain

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?".

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: #Laughs |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

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: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.

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: #Laughs When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.

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: #Laughs What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

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: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs A Cowboy was going deer hunting..

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: #Laughs If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!

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: #Laughs How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.

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: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

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: #Laughs You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.

: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

: #Laughs A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace.

: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

: #Laughs George Carlin's Reflections on Life:1.

: #Laughs A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explain

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?".

: #Laughs |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.

: #Laughs When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.

: #Laughs What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

: #Laughs A Cowboy was going deer hunting..

: #Laughs If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!

: #Laughs How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.

: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

: #Laughs You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

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