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: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly

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: #Laughs How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.

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: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'd like a room, please.

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: #Laughs What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

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: #Laughs Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

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: #Laughs Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do.

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: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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: #Laughs How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

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: #Laughs Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs.

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: #Laughs What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

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: #Laughs 1.

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: #Laughs Calling in Sick....

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: #Laughs The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections,you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.""I don't know, what would I wear?""Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker""But I only eat kosher food"

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: #Laughs An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go's to get help.

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: #Laughs A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable.

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: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly

: #Laughs How did Dairy Queen (U.S.

: #Laughs How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.

: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

: #Laughs Teacher: I'd like a room, please.

: #Laughs What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

: #Laughs Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

: #Laughs Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do.

: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

: #Laughs How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'

: #Laughs Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs.

: #Laughs What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Calling in Sick....

: #Laughs The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections,you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.""I don't know, what would I wear?""Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker""But I only eat kosher food"

: #Laughs An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go's to get help.

: #Laughs A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable.

: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

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