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: #Laughs John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree.

: #Laughs Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god........Buddha.This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.The face is f

: #Laughs HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch

: #Laughs What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !

: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

: #Laughs What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance?Nothing.

: #Laughs A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman.

: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

: #Laughs What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.

: #Laughs One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

: #Laughs Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street.
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