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: #Laughs Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

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: #Laughs Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ?

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: #Laughs This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

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: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

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: #Laughs If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

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: #Laughs What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

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: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

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: #Laughs How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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: #Laughs Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

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: #Laughs Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

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: #Laughs Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same.

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: #Laughs Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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: #Laughs |Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better.

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: #Laughs An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons.

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: #Laughs It was a dark, stormy, night.

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: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

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: #Laughs Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

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: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

: #Laughs Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ?

: #Laughs This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

: #Laughs If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.

: #Laughs What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

: #Laughs How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

: #Laughs Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.

: #Laughs Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

: #Laughs Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same.

: #Laughs Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

: #Laughs |Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better.

: #Laughs An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons.

: #Laughs It was a dark, stormy, night.

: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

: #Laughs Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

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