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: #Laughs "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father.

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: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

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: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

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: #Laughs A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

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: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

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: #Laughs | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly.

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: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

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: #Laughs Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.

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: #Laughs What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

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: #Laughs Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

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: #Laughs What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

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: #Laughs |The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous.

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: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

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: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

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: #Laughs A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat.

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: #Laughs DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA.

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: #Laughs Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom.

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: #Laughs "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father.

: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

: #Laughs A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said ".00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and

: #Laughs A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

: #Laughs | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly.

: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

: #Laughs Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.

: #Laughs What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

: #Laughs Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

: #Laughs What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

: #Laughs |The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous.

: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

: #Laughs A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat.

: #Laughs DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA.

: #Laughs Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom.

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