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: #Laughs Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.

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: #Laughs What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

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: #Laughs What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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: #Laughs |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

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: #Laughs It beats being an American.

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: #Laughs The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours.

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: #Laughs What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

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: #Laughs |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age, leaving 116 million to do the work.People under 21 total 59 million which leaves 57 million people to do the work.Because o

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: #Laughs Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.

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: #Laughs |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant."No, no no!" said the man.

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: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

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: #Laughs Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

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: #Laughs |A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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: #Laughs Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

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: #Laughs A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer.

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: #Laughs One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors.

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: #Laughs What a rip-off.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.

: #Laughs What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

: #Laughs What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

: #Laughs |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

: #Laughs It beats being an American.

: #Laughs The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours.

: #Laughs What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

: #Laughs |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age, leaving 116 million to do the work.People under 21 total 59 million which leaves 57 million people to do the work.Because o

: #Laughs Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.

: #Laughs |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant."No, no no!" said the man.

: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

: #Laughs Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

: #Laughs |A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store.

: #Laughs Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

: #Laughs Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

: #Laughs A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer.

: #Laughs One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors.

: #Laughs What a rip-off.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.

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