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: #Laughs A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles

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: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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: #Laughs Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.

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: #Laughs Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.

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: #Laughs There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race.

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: #Laughs Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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: #Laughs Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m.

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: #Laughs What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

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: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !

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: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman...

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: #Laughs This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession.

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: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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: #Laughs |Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

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: #Laughs Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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: #Laughs What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

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: #Laughs Three old ladies are walking down the street.

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: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

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: #Laughs Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

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: #Laughs A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

: #Laughs Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles

: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

: #Laughs Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.

: #Laughs Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.

: #Laughs There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race.

: #Laughs Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

: #Laughs Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m.

: #Laughs What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

: #Laughs Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !

: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman...

: #Laughs This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession.

: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

: #Laughs |Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

: #Laughs Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

: #Laughs What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

: #Laughs Three old ladies are walking down the street.

: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

: #Laughs Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

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