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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

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: #Laughs If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

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: #Laughs Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!

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: #Laughs "I remember when the candle shop burned down.

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: #Laughs Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

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: #Laughs An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.

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: #Laughs Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment." Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cig

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: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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: #Laughs One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

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: #Laughs A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady.

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: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

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: #Laughs young couple were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.

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: #Laughs |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."

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: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

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: #Laughs "Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."

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: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

: #Laughs If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

: #Laughs Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!

: #Laughs "I remember when the candle shop burned down.

: #Laughs Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

: #Laughs An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.

: #Laughs Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment." Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cig

: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

: #Laughs One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

: #Laughs A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady.

: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

: #Laughs young couple were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.

: #Laughs |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."

: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

: #Laughs "Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."

: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

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