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: #Laughs How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!

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: #Laughs This guy is walking with his friend.

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: #Laughs This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with

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: #Laughs |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

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: #Laughs What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.

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: #Laughs Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair.

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: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back ....

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: #Laughs A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.

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: #Laughs Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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: #Laughs Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.

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: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

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: #Laughs Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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: #Laughs * Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then

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: #Laughs One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.

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: #Laughs A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

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: #Laughs An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."That way," he said, "You get an extra day out of them between drinks."As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed the

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: #Laughs Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.

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: #Laughs What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"

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: #Laughs How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!

: #Laughs This guy is walking with his friend.

: #Laughs This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with

: #Laughs |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.

: #Laughs Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair.

: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back ....

: #Laughs A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.

: #Laughs Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

: #Laughs Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.

: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

: #Laughs Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

: #Laughs * Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then

: #Laughs One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.

: #Laughs A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

: #Laughs An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."That way," he said, "You get an extra day out of them between drinks."As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed the

: #Laughs Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.

: #Laughs What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"

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