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: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

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: #Laughs |Argument (argyoument) n.

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: #Laughs A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

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: #Laughs Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.

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: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

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: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

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: #Laughs Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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: #Laughs Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !

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: #Laughs Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

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: #Laughs Two owls were playing pool.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new men's magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It's like Playboy or Penthouse magazine, except the centerfold is the same month after month after month...

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: #Laughs And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created McDonald's, and McDonald's brought forth the .20 double-chee

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: #Laughs A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit t

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

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: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

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: #Laughs |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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: #Laughs Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap

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: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

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: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

: #Laughs |Argument (argyoument) n.

: #Laughs A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

: #Laughs Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.

: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

: #Laughs Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

: #Laughs Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !

: #Laughs Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

: #Laughs Two owls were playing pool.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new men's magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It's like Playboy or Penthouse magazine, except the centerfold is the same month after month after month...

: #Laughs And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created McDonald's, and McDonald's brought forth the .20 double-chee

: #Laughs A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit t

: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

: #Laughs |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

: #Laughs Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap

: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

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