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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.

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: #Laughs After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.

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: #Laughs My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

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: #Laughs Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight.

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: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

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: #Laughs A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

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: #Laughs They're perfectly matched.

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: #Laughs What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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: #Laughs A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation.The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn'

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: #Laughs On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.""Don't worry," comforts the father.

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: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

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: #Laughs *** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots.

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: #Laughs What is George W.

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: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!

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: #Laughs by Every guy in America:1.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

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: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.

: #Laughs After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.

: #Laughs My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

: #Laughs Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight.

: #Laughs The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink.

: #Laughs A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

: #Laughs They're perfectly matched.

: #Laughs What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

: #Laughs A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation.The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn'

: #Laughs On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.""Don't worry," comforts the father.

: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

: #Laughs *** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots.

: #Laughs What is George W.

: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!

: #Laughs by Every guy in America:1.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

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