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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

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: #Laughs What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.

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: #Laughs A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.

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: #Laughs One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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: #Laughs |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!

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: #Laughs The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

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: #Laughs Q: What's black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

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: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

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: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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: #Laughs |Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b.

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: #Laughs Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it's cool.2000: Moving to Califor

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: #Laughs Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

: #Laughs What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.

: #Laughs A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.

: #Laughs One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

: #Laughs |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!

: #Laughs The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

: #Laughs Q: What's black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

: #Laughs |Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b.

: #Laughs Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it's cool.2000: Moving to Califor

: #Laughs Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

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