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: #Laughs Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.

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: #Laughs Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader.#9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia members (and still walk single file to hide their numbers).#8 Kahn turns out t

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: #Laughs Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!The first little old lady had a huge stroke.

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: #Laughs The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese.

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: #Laughs |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there.

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: #Laughs |Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseball is 90 percent mental.

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: #Laughs A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: Ther

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: #Laughs The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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: #Laughs Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly.

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: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

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: #Laughs |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.It doesn't show signs of stopping,All our packets, our hosts are dropping;Bandwidth is turn

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row !!Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over hundred.Brunette: My god ! I had no idea he was that good.Blonde: (looking shocked) oh, yo

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: #Laughs Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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: #Laughs If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

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: #Laughs What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!

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: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !

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: #Laughs "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.

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: #Laughs Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.

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: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.

: #Laughs Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader.#9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia members (and still walk single file to hide their numbers).#8 Kahn turns out t

: #Laughs Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!The first little old lady had a huge stroke.

: #Laughs The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese.

: #Laughs |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there.

: #Laughs |Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseball is 90 percent mental.

: #Laughs A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: Ther

: #Laughs The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

: #Laughs Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly.

: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

: #Laughs |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.It doesn't show signs of stopping,All our packets, our hosts are dropping;Bandwidth is turn

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row !!Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over hundred.Brunette: My god ! I had no idea he was that good.Blonde: (looking shocked) oh, yo

: #Laughs Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

: #Laughs If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

: #Laughs What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!

: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !

: #Laughs "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.

: #Laughs Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.

: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

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