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: #Laughs Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

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: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A dog that keeps barking up the wro

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: #Laughs Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.

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: #Laughs A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on.

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: #Laughs What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.

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: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.

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: #Laughs Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

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: #Laughs What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.

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: #Laughs The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp.

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: #Laughs |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest.

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: #Laughs What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

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: #Laughs |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!

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: #Laughs A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out thefront door and yells, "You need more tail."The gu

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: #Laughs A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing.

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: #Laughs A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding.

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: #Laughs Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A dog that keeps barking up the wro

: #Laughs Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.

: #Laughs A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on.

: #Laughs What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.

: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.

: #Laughs Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

: #Laughs What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.

: #Laughs The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp.

: #Laughs |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest.

: #Laughs What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

: #Laughs |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!

: #Laughs A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out thefront door and yells, "You need more tail."The gu

: #Laughs A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing.

: #Laughs A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding.

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