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: #Laughs |Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

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: #Laughs Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future.

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: #Laughs How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

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: #Laughs What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

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: #Laughs An old man lived alone in Ireland.

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: #Laughs You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar.

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: #Laughs Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!

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: #Laughs How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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: #Laughs It was New Year's Eve ...

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: #Laughs How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."

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: #Laughs - When the general comes, report to me immediately.

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: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded No

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

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: #Laughs What's O.

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: #Laughs What's the best thing about a blow job? - The 15 minutes of silence!

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: #Laughs Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave.

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: #Laughs One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news.

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: #Laughs |Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

: #Laughs Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future.

: #Laughs How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

: #Laughs An old man lived alone in Ireland.

: #Laughs You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar.

: #Laughs Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!

: #Laughs How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

: #Laughs What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

: #Laughs It was New Year's Eve ...

: #Laughs How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."

: #Laughs - When the general comes, report to me immediately.

: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded No

: #Laughs How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

: #Laughs What's O.

: #Laughs What's the best thing about a blow job? - The 15 minutes of silence!

: #Laughs Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave.

: #Laughs One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news.

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