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: #Laughs A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

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: #Laughs What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

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: #Laughs Once a couple were on vacation.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

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: #Laughs Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recallthe events of the preceding evening.

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: #Laughs A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women.

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: #Laughs Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

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: #Laughs Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !

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: #Laughs A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

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: #Laughs Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you.

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: #Laughs This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course.

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.

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: #Laughs When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the man sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife."

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

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: #Laughs The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out.

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: #Laughs A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether thepig is a male or female

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: #Laughs You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

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: #Laughs A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

: #Laughs What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

: #Laughs Once a couple were on vacation.

: #Laughs Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

: #Laughs Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recallthe events of the preceding evening.

: #Laughs A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women.

: #Laughs Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork.

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

: #Laughs Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !

: #Laughs A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

: #Laughs Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you.

: #Laughs This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.

: #Laughs When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the man sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife."

: #Laughs What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

: #Laughs The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out.

: #Laughs A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether thepig is a male or female

: #Laughs You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

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