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: #Laughs What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

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: #Laughs Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.

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: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place.

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: #Laughs Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

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: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

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: #Laughs What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.

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: #Laughs A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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: #Laughs Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young.

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: #Laughs During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

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: #Laughs You should "never" drink during tax season."You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!"

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: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

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: #Laughs What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

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: #Laughs What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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: #Laughs What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

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: #Laughs The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!1.

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: #Laughs Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.

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: #Laughs A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

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: #Laughs A man dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

: #Laughs Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place.

: #Laughs Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

: #Laughs What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.

: #Laughs A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

: #Laughs Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young.

: #Laughs During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

: #Laughs You should "never" drink during tax season."You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!"

: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

: #Laughs What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

: #Laughs What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

: #Laughs What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!1.

: #Laughs Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.

: #Laughs A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

: #Laughs A man dies and goes to Heaven.

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