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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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: #Laughs We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

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: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana.

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: #Laughs Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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: #Laughs One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office."Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in my back.""Well let me take a look."When the doctor looked he had a look of suprise on his face."This is amazing."What is is doctor?""I didn't know

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: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My what big eyes you have, Mr.

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: #Laughs Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful.

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: #Laughs Bill Gates dies in a car accident.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over and someone saw fiftypounds of crack....

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: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

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: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas.

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: #Laughs Men are like curling irons.

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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

: #Laughs We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.

: #Laughs Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana.

: #Laughs Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.

: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.

: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

: #Laughs One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office."Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in my back.""Well let me take a look."When the doctor looked he had a look of suprise on his face."This is amazing."What is is doctor?""I didn't know

: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My what big eyes you have, Mr.

: #Laughs Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful.

: #Laughs Bill Gates dies in a car accident.

: #Laughs Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over and someone saw fiftypounds of crack....

: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas.

: #Laughs Men are like curling irons.

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