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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reas

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: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

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: #Laughs The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally sto

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: #Laughs Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!

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: #Laughs New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S.

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: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

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: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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: #Laughs Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !

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: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

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: #Laughs |These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

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: #Laughs A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, "When I get it in part way, my vision blurs.

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: #Laughs A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

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: #Laughs |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.

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: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

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: #Laughs Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up.

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: #Laughs -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system.

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reas

: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

: #Laughs The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally sto

: #Laughs Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!

: #Laughs New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S.

: #Laughs Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"

: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

: #Laughs Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !

: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

: #Laughs |These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

: #Laughs A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, "When I get it in part way, my vision blurs.

: #Laughs A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

: #Laughs |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.

: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

: #Laughs Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!

: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up.

: #Laughs -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system.

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