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: #Laughs Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts.

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: #Laughs |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.When my boss does the same, that is

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: #Laughs There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college.

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: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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: #Laughs There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for t

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: #Laughs Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.

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: #Laughs Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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: #Laughs Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.

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: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

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: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dolla

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: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

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: #Laughs How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

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: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

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: #Laughs What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

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: #Laughs Why don't ghosts make good magicians.

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: #Laughs |Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

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: #Laughs Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts.

: #Laughs |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.When my boss does the same, that is

: #Laughs There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college.

: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !

: #Laughs There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for t

: #Laughs Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.

: #Laughs Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

: #Laughs Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.

: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dolla

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

: #Laughs How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

: #Laughs What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

: #Laughs Why don't ghosts make good magicians.

: #Laughs |Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

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