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: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor ,000.00 from the government for not raising hogs.

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: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

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: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place."Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes

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: #Laughs What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.

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: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

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: #Laughs Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week."Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock."Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look

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: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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: #Laughs |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !

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: #Laughs A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears.

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: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

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: #Laughs Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean wi

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: #Laughs A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

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: #Laughs You know you're a redneck jedi when..

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: #Laughs ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

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: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor ,000.00 from the government for not raising hogs.

: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place."Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes

: #Laughs What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.

: #Laughs A pregnant woman is about to give birth.

: #Laughs Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week."Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock."Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look

: #Laughs Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit.

: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

: #Laughs |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !

: #Laughs A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears.

: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

: #Laughs Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean wi

: #Laughs A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck jedi when..

: #Laughs ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !

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