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: #Laughs What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

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: #Laughs Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll.

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: #Laughs Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV.

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: #Laughs |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every

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: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

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: #Laughs Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.

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: #Laughs Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.

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: #Laughs A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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: #Laughs Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

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: #Laughs What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it

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: #Laughs Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!

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: #Laughs Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.

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: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

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: #Laughs What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes.

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: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

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: #Laughs A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."His buddy asks, "Oh? Why do you wonder about that?"To which he replies, "Well, somebody ran off with my wif

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: #Laughs What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

: #Laughs Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll.

: #Laughs Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV.

: #Laughs |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every

: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

: #Laughs Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.

: #Laughs Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.

: #Laughs A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

: #Laughs Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

: #Laughs What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it

: #Laughs Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!

: #Laughs Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.

: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

: #Laughs What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes.

: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

: #Laughs A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."His buddy asks, "Oh? Why do you wonder about that?"To which he replies, "Well, somebody ran off with my wif

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