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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

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: #Laughs |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft It's Better Manually I've Been Mislead I've Been Mugged WINDOWS Well, It Never Does Operate With Spee

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: #Laughs For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a country inn.

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: #Laughs |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

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: #Laughs Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

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: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

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: #Laughs What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.

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: #Laughs Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up.

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: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk.

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: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

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: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

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: #Laughs |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!

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: #Laughs Read more Aardvark jokes

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: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

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: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

: #Laughs |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft It's Better Manually I've Been Mislead I've Been Mugged WINDOWS Well, It Never Does Operate With Spee

: #Laughs For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a country inn.

: #Laughs |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

: #Laughs What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.

: #Laughs Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up.

: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk.

: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

: #Laughs |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!

: #Laughs Read more Aardvark jokes

: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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