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: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

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: #Laughs A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?""Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proudphysician, "They just came out

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: #Laughs What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

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: #Laughs An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

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: #Laughs What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!

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: #Laughs Do fish get thirsty?

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: #Laughs A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

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: #Laughs |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

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: #Laughs |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy -- althoughMy boss let me go --Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's bear

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: #Laughs What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

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: #Laughs A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.

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: #Laughs She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!

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: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? - None.

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: #Laughs Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob.

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: #Laughs Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

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: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

: #Laughs Old Mrs.

: #Laughs A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?""Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proudphysician, "They just came out

: #Laughs What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

: #Laughs An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

: #Laughs What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!

: #Laughs Do fish get thirsty?

: #Laughs A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

: #Laughs |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

: #Laughs |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy -- althoughMy boss let me go --Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's bear

: #Laughs What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

: #Laughs A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.

: #Laughs She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!

: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? - None.

: #Laughs Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob.

: #Laughs Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

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