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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.

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: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

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: #Laughs Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!

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: #Laughs A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.

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: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te

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: #Laughs First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

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: #Laughs A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!

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: #Laughs A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress .

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: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

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: #Laughs The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

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: #Laughs Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

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: #Laughs What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.

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: #Laughs |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady.

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: #Laughs |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon.

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: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

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: #Laughs Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.

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: #Laughs Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!

: #Laughs What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.

: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

: #Laughs Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!

: #Laughs A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.

: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te

: #Laughs First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

: #Laughs A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!

: #Laughs A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress .

: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

: #Laughs The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

: #Laughs What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.

: #Laughs |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady.

: #Laughs |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon.

: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

: #Laughs Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.

: #Laughs Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

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