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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

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: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

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: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

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: #Laughs |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!

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: #Laughs A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

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: #Laughs There were two guys sitting in a plane.

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: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

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: #Laughs If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.

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: #Laughs 10.

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: #Laughs First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.

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: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

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: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

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: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

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: #Laughs A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed to go tothe bathroom.

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: #Laughs One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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: #Laughs A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

: #Laughs |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!

: #Laughs A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

: #Laughs There were two guys sitting in a plane.

: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

: #Laughs If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.

: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

: #Laughs rkuef qlmcwsi lkajgb mtyuhel qhmtkd tyuq gbnarfjyo

: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

: #Laughs A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed to go tothe bathroom.

: #Laughs One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

: #Laughs A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R.

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