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: #Laughs Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.

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: #Laughs Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties.Astounded reporters asked what the message was,

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: #Laughs Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks

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: #Laughs The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department.""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know

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: #Laughs What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"

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: #Laughs If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

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: #Laughs What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!

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: #Laughs Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

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: #Laughs |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

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: #Laughs Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos

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: #Laughs |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at

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: #Laughs A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

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: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

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: #Laughs Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay .......................the restauranteurGuday..............

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: #Laughs A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

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: #Laughs Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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: #Laughs A boy from France comes to America.

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: #Laughs Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.

: #Laughs Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties.Astounded reporters asked what the message was,

: #Laughs Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks

: #Laughs The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department.""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know

: #Laughs What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"

: #Laughs If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

: #Laughs What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!

: #Laughs Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

: #Laughs |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

: #Laughs Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos

: #Laughs |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that

: #Laughs |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at

: #Laughs A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

: #Laughs Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay .......................the restauranteurGuday..............

: #Laughs A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

: #Laughs Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

: #Laughs A boy from France comes to America.

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