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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyof Jonathan BlakeStepped on the gasInstead of the brake.

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: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

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: #Laughs 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!

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: #Laughs When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB sign!

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: #Laughs Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked.

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: #Laughs Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

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: #Laughs What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!

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: #Laughs DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

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: #Laughs What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !

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: #Laughs A girl brings a guy home one night.

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: #Laughs Public service announcements around the world.

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: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

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: #Laughs one leg and a bicycle.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

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: #Laughs Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom.

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: #Laughs A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly.

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: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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: #Laughs |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia.

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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyof Jonathan BlakeStepped on the gasInstead of the brake.

: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

: #Laughs 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!

: #Laughs When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB sign!

: #Laughs Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked.

: #Laughs Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

: #Laughs What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!

: #Laughs DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

: #Laughs How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

: #Laughs What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !

: #Laughs A girl brings a guy home one night.

: #Laughs Public service announcements around the world.

: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

: #Laughs one leg and a bicycle.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

: #Laughs Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom.

: #Laughs A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly.

: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

: #Laughs |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia.

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