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: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

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: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

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: #Laughs What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!

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: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

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: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

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: #Laughs What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

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: #Laughs |A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

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: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the 0.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

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: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

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: #Laughs |"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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: #Laughs During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!

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: #Laughs How To Shower Like A Man:1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.2 - Walk naked to the bathroom.

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: #Laughs Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school.

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: #Laughs |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower.

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: #Laughs "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"

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: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

: #Laughs What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!

: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

: #Laughs 231.

: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

: #Laughs What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

: #Laughs |A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the 0.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

: #Laughs |"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

: #Laughs During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!

: #Laughs How To Shower Like A Man:1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.2 - Walk naked to the bathroom.

: #Laughs Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school.

: #Laughs |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower.

: #Laughs "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"

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