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: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

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: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

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: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

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: #Laughs What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off.

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: #Laughs Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.

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: #Laughs Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !

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: #Laughs THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

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: #Laughs Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

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: #Laughs The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife.

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: #Laughs I went to the store the other day.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs A man is incomplete until he is married.

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: #Laughs There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

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: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs At 5 P.M.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

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: #Laughs Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke.

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: #Laughs Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.

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: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

: #Laughs What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off.

: #Laughs Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.

: #Laughs Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !

: #Laughs THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

: #Laughs Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

: #Laughs The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife.

: #Laughs I went to the store the other day.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs A man is incomplete until he is married.

: #Laughs There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs At 5 P.M.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

: #Laughs Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke.

: #Laughs Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.

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