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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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: #Laughs What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

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: #Laughs What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!

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: #Laughs Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

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: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

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: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

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: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

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: #Laughs Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

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: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

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: #Laughs At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal.

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: #Laughs Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!

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: #Laughs What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

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: #Laughs A tall woman met a midget at a party.

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: #Laughs What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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: #Laughs This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for 0.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why w

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: #Laughs Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

: #Laughs What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

: #Laughs What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!

: #Laughs Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

: #Laughs Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

: #Laughs At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal.

: #Laughs Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!

: #Laughs What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

: #Laughs A tall woman met a midget at a party.

: #Laughs 141.

: #Laughs What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft

: #Laughs This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for 0.

: #Laughs Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why w

: #Laughs Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it.

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