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: #Laughs Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!

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: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

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: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Chris

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: #Laughs What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes

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: #Laughs When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

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: #Laughs I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir.

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: #Laughs Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

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: #Laughs A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.

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: #Laughs Mrs.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !

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: #Laughs |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!

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: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

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: #Laughs How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.

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: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

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: #Laughs Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911.

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: #Laughs Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!

: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Chris

: #Laughs What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes

: #Laughs When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

: #Laughs I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir.

: #Laughs Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

: #Laughs A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !

: #Laughs |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!

: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

: #Laughs How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.

: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

: #Laughs Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911.

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