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: #Laughs Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis.

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: #Laughs Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of twoweevils."

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: #Laughs What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father.

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: #Laughs At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to t

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: #Laughs How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

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: #Laughs Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money.

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: #Laughs The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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: #Laughs Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his

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: #Laughs Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

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: #Laughs What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels

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: #Laughs What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.

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: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

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: #Laughs Seventy year old George went for his annual physical.

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: #Laughs 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1.

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: #Laughs Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Every morning is the dawn of a new error...A flying

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: #Laughs A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior.

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: #Laughs Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis.

: #Laughs Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of twoweevils."

: #Laughs What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father.

: #Laughs At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to t

: #Laughs How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

: #Laughs Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money.

: #Laughs The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

: #Laughs Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his

: #Laughs Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

: #Laughs What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels

: #Laughs What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.

: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !

: #Laughs Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

: #Laughs Seventy year old George went for his annual physical.

: #Laughs 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1.

: #Laughs Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Every morning is the dawn of a new error...A flying

: #Laughs A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior.

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