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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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: #Laughs What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

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: #Laughs What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

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: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

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: #Laughs |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused Win

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: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

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: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

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: #Laughs Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.

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: #Laughs WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

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: #Laughs Two condoms walk past a gay bar.

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

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: #Laughs A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for ,000+, and has 0.00+ in monthly payments.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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: #Laughs An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles.

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: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married.

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: #Laughs A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.

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: #Laughs What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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: #Laughs |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8.

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

: #Laughs What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

: #Laughs What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

: #Laughs |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused Win

: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

: #Laughs Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.

: #Laughs WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

: #Laughs Two condoms walk past a gay bar.

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

: #Laughs A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for ,000+, and has 0.00+ in monthly payments.

: #Laughs Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

: #Laughs An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles.

: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married.

: #Laughs A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil.

: #Laughs What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

: #Laughs |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8.

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