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: #Laughs Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist.

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: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

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: #Laughs Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

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: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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: #Laughs What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

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: #Laughs Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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: #Laughs For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.

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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

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: #Laughs |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who's been arrested for

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: #Laughs Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

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: #Laughs What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

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: #Laughs |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor.

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: #Laughs They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

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: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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: #Laughs One day at the entrance to heaven, St.

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: #Laughs What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

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: #Laughs Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !

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: #Laughs Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

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: #Laughs Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist.

: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

: #Laughs Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

: #Laughs What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

: #Laughs Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

: #Laughs For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.

: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

: #Laughs |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who's been arrested for

: #Laughs Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

: #Laughs What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

: #Laughs |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor.

: #Laughs They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs One day at the entrance to heaven, St.

: #Laughs What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

: #Laughs Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !

: #Laughs Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

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