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: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

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: #Laughs Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight.

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: #Laughs "Haul a Yugo.

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: #Laughs A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do.

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: #Laughs Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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: #Laughs |Mrs.

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: #Laughs By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.

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: #Laughs Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?I'm an imbecile and I voteMoney Isn't Everything...

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

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: #Laughs |These two newfies are building a house.

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: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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: #Laughs A police officer stopped a young man for speeding.

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: #Laughs A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii.

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: #Laughs Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John Doe,We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represe

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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: #Laughs Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

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: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

: #Laughs Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight.

: #Laughs "Haul a Yugo.

: #Laughs A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do.

: #Laughs Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

: #Laughs |Mrs.

: #Laughs By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.

: #Laughs Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?I'm an imbecile and I voteMoney Isn't Everything...

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

: #Laughs |These two newfies are building a house.

: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

: #Laughs A police officer stopped a young man for speeding.

: #Laughs A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii.

: #Laughs Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John Doe,We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represe

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

: #Laughs Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

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