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: #Laughs Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

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: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

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: #Laughs This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A patient goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?""The artwork," says Robert."Very good.

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: #Laughs |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

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: #Laughs Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up after them.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

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: #Laughs An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road.

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: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

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: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

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: #Laughs |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment awayOLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED

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: #Laughs Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon.

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

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: #Laughs |The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney.

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: #Laughs Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

: #Laughs Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

: #Laughs This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A patient goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?""The artwork," says Robert."Very good.

: #Laughs |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

: #Laughs Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up after them.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

: #Laughs An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road.

: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

: #Laughs |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment awayOLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED

: #Laughs Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon.

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

: #Laughs |The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney.

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