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: #Laughs HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

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: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

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: #Laughs What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

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: #Laughs An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing.

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: #Laughs When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB sign!

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !

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: #Laughs Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

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: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

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: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"The man replies,

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: #Laughs The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

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: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b

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: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

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: #Laughs A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

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: #Laughs A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling.

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: #Laughs How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pricks on the outside!

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: #Laughs HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

: #Laughs What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

: #Laughs An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing.

: #Laughs When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB sign!

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !

: #Laughs Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"The man replies,

: #Laughs The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b

: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

: #Laughs A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

: #Laughs A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling.

: #Laughs How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pricks on the outside!

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