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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.

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: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

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: #Laughs |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

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: #Laughs The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.

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: #Laughs A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.

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: #Laughs TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET.

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: #Laughs When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot.

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: #Laughs Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

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: #Laughs |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

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: #Laughs Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each

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: #Laughs A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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: #Laughs What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

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: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

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: #Laughs The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 - Number of the High Precision B

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: #Laughs How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

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: #Laughs There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing.

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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.

: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

: #Laughs |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

: #Laughs The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.

: #Laughs A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.

: #Laughs TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET.

: #Laughs When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot.

: #Laughs Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

: #Laughs |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

: #Laughs Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each

: #Laughs A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

: #Laughs The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 - Number of the High Precision B

: #Laughs How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

: #Laughs There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing.

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