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: #Laughs An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?

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: #Laughs Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !

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: #Laughs O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it.

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: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

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: #Laughs |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

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: #Laughs Never Give Up! by Percy Vere

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: #Laughs |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

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: #Laughs What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

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: #Laughs Twas the Night before X-masT'was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and through down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little jerksI have a good mind to scrap the whole worksI've busted my ass for damn

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a curio store and was looking around.

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: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

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: #Laughs What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!

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: #Laughs A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box.

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: #Laughs Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomit in the elevator?Try FDS!Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

: #Laughs Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?

: #Laughs Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !

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: #Laughs O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it.

: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

: #Laughs |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

: #Laughs Never Give Up! by Percy Vere

: #Laughs |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

: #Laughs What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

: #Laughs Twas the Night before X-masT'was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and through down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little jerksI have a good mind to scrap the whole worksI've busted my ass for damn

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A man walked into a curio store and was looking around.

: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

: #Laughs What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!

: #Laughs A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box.

: #Laughs Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomit in the elevator?Try FDS!Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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