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: #Laughs Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.

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: #Laughs What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reas

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: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver.

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: #Laughs Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her.

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: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

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: #Laughs |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," replied the other.

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: #Laughs Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !

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: #Laughs A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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: #Laughs Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

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: #Laughs What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !

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: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

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: #Laughs An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson.The old man looks at his son and asks..."Son, have you found out what that boy of yers is gonna be yet when he grows up?"The man curls his eyebrows and asks "huh?"The old man gets

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: #Laughs Two hookers were on a street corner.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

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: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!

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: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

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: #Laughs Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.

: #Laughs What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reas

: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver.

: #Laughs Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her.

: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

: #Laughs |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," replied the other.

: #Laughs Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !

: #Laughs A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

: #Laughs Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

: #Laughs What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !

: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

: #Laughs An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson.The old man looks at his son and asks..."Son, have you found out what that boy of yers is gonna be yet when he grows up?"The man curls his eyebrows and asks "huh?"The old man gets

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Two hookers were on a street corner.

: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!

: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

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