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: #Laughs One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

: #Laughs To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices...You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice.

: #Laughs What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.

: #Laughs Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date unknown.Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 2

: #Laughs When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.

: #Laughs Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

: #Laughs Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven.

: #Laughs Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

: #Laughs A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer?"The woman asks, "What's the difference?" Pharmacist replies, "It depends on what you flow is lik
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