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: #Laughs A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles.

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: #Laughs At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

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: #Laughs A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he had.

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: #Laughs |An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sight - an old gallows.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

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: #Laughs Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck.

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: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

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: #Laughs Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently.

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: #Laughs How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

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: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

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: #Laughs A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

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: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

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: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.

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: #Laughs Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer.

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: #Laughs Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

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: #Laughs Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

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: #Laughs A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles.

: #Laughs At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

: #Laughs A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he had.

: #Laughs |An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sight - an old gallows.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

: #Laughs Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck.

: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

: #Laughs Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently.

: #Laughs How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

: #Laughs A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.

: #Laughs Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer.

: #Laughs Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

: #Laughs Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

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