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: #Laughs Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!

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: #Laughs How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

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: #Laughs yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

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: #Laughs * COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING *(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):Please don't feel bad.

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: #Laughs How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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: #Laughs Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?

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: #Laughs A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden.

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

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: #Laughs A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "The

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: #Laughs Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

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: #Laughs A boy from France comes to America.

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: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

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: #Laughs Lesbians can also take Viagra.

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: #Laughs At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.

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: #Laughs Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!

: #Laughs How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs

: #Laughs yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

: #Laughs * COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING *(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):Please don't feel bad.

: #Laughs How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

: #Laughs Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?

: #Laughs A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden.

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

: #Laughs A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "The

: #Laughs Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

: #Laughs A boy from France comes to America.

: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

: #Laughs Lesbians can also take Viagra.

: #Laughs At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.

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