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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

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: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

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: #Laughs Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on.

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: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

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: #Laughs An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild.

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: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

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: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What's t

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: #Laughs Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk.

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: #Laughs Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?""Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearf

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: #Laughs |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketc

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: #Laughs Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.

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: #Laughs What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light

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: #Laughs Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War.

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: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

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: #Laughs What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."

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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

: #Laughs Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on.

: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

: #Laughs An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild.

: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What's t

: #Laughs Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk.

: #Laughs Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?""Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearf

: #Laughs |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketc

: #Laughs Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.

: #Laughs What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light

: #Laughs Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War.

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."

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